I haven't had sex in over a month

Must suck if you're used to it.

Nearly got some poon last yesterday at 2 in the morning but the chick had to go home from the party. She was a babe, seriously.

Pics?

No pics available. Not important anyway, I got no action from her.

So? You posted pics of the teacher and you didn't bang her.

Meh, I only felt the need for poon once I drank a shit load of booze and the desire for it got worse once we hit the hard stuff.