~Academy Community Thread~

Don't worry Shea, I suck too.

oh yeah?

(I wish you could hear the sarcasm and accusatory tone in my words)

IAmHeavenSent wrote:

i suck at pool, but obviously i can't help it since i'm a woman.

You're supposed to distract the guy by bending over the table so they get a glimpse of your titties and then they get all crazy and start sucking more than you do at pool.

stats is being gay

haha i only play pool at a friend's apartment. so i'm usually wearing a t-shirt and my boobs aren't easily seen.

you're defeating the entire point of playing

Step your boob game up.

My internet is really slow lately.

Whats your regular internet speed?

Generally, I can stream videos or download at several hundred kb/s. Now... I can't stream and it's downloading at around 13 kb/s.

you're downloading too much dick porn

Some guy at uni was talking about how he filled up his terabyte hard drive with porn. Thats a serious amount of porn. A little too much I think.

I rarely look at porn.

several hundred KB is pretty damn slow.

My download is 20 MB/s.

Upload 900kb/s

i need to sign up to take the GRE, but i keep putting it off. bleh.

GRE?

I'm watching Empire of Dreams. Woo!

graduate record examination.

a standardized test I have to take and pass in order to get into graduate school after I get my first degree.

Sounds odd to me. We don't have graduate schools down here. Once you get a degree you can then do any other degree you want without having to sit any other form of examination.

I think I'll be buying a violin in the next few months.

Why?

m1:35 wrote:

I think I'll be buying a violin in the next few months.

I read this earlier and it said something completely different.

No, it didn't.

I like the way a violin sounds. And I plan on using them in my music. I'd like a cello as well, but they're a bit more expensive so that will have to wait.

I can't be fucked learning multiple instruments. Guitar, bass and vocals are enough for me.

I can play bass, trumpet, baritone, and piano. I plan on learning guitar, violin, and cello. I can also read treble, bass, alto, and soprano clef music.