~Academy Community Thread~

I'm cool with dead baby jokes dude. It's only her.

your girlfriend sounds like the worst person ever.

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.

Watched I Spit On Your Grave tonight rather than last night. Last night, man... There was a hooker. And alcohol. And sheesh...

lol did you bang a hooker?

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I should rape respawned's girlffriend, tape it, and make him watch all clockwork orange style.

Now she has a HUGE fear of that. That and dead babies. She won't let me tell dead baby jokes around her and is strongly against abortion. Let's just hope I never get her pregnant unexpectedly.

What sits in a corner and gradually gets smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.

what's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

I don't cum in an orange before I eat it.

I did not bang a hooker. I'll post the story sometime. My girlfriend got a kick out of it.

meow, friday night to me, but housework, carwork tomorrow (well later today unless you live in west jesus like the 49ers or raiders) after fighting slight AM buzz prolly, then get the son in evening. Friday ain't bad when i aint working for work, I guess. I actually enjoy a day with that dude shit and not dealing with 4-6P traffic. Naw mean? Been up for forever, now sleep.

Goddamn 49ers all up in my West Jesus

I just realized I haven't had alcohol in like 4 days. That's gotta be a record

I can do that but probably when this dumb summer ends. Heat drives me to drink.


It seems like the virtual console on the Wii has been left for dead. No decent additions in a while. Where the fuck is Yoshi's Island on this shit? I did find Donkey Kong Country 2 on there, I don't know how i missed that one. Prolly had no points or $ then. The netflix app rocks.

Yoshi's Island = free on 3DS Virtual Console

Not sure if i'll ever get one of those. I think i have Y.I. on the old DS i have.

Well, I survived the first half-week of grad school. Been to 2 of my 3 classes, so far and have met with my adviser about a thesis topic. Now I just have about 8 chapters and 9 articles to read this weekend.

I never read a single textbook in undergrad... and I read VERY slowly. That will have to change because it seems like reading is going to be my main assignment that will stress me out.


One of my friends just accidentally texted me , "Girl what kind of pain killers you got to sell me?" It's a step up from the time he accidentally texted his mom about buying drugs.

I just took a magnificent peup.

Also, you fags should follow me on Google+.

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done

I added you too.

Sahweeeeeet.

Now you guys can see me post even more nerdy shit.

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It's to find out for sure if you're a 3DS Ambassador. I guess the previous news message in the eShop is irrelevant for some reason.

Hopefully it didn't involve anything like registering the system in Club Nintendo, 'cos that'd be bullshit for those who didn't do so.

I'm confirmed as an Ambassador, woo.

Just had sex for the first time in over a week. I feel so much better.

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Just had sex for the first time in over a week. I feel so much better.

Oh Man! How did you survive? Your dick didn't fall off after that long?

I just feel better man. More relaxed.

oh god, thats nothing. i, sadly, have to wait 4 months before i can have sex.

Since I started, the longest I've gone without it is two months. No more long distance now though!

It's been a year for me but I think that streak could end anyday.


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Ive gone almost a year without it (since i started having sex, which hasnt been long.) but that was before i actually enjoyed it. now its just kind of depressing.