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appendicitis maybe?

Yeah... that's what I was thinking. But it's actually what's been my worst god damn fear... a kidney stone. They said the stone is on a valve waiting to drop into the bladder so it simulates that urge to need to poop. Oh god. I've heard such terrible fucking things. The nurse said she passed a kidney stone and had a kid the same day. She said the kid was preferable and that mine was the same size as hers. Can't fucking wait!

Also, they gave me a prescription for toradol and percocet. So... whenever I feel it's coming, I'm popping some pills. I'll stop the stream if I have to.

Wow man that sucks.

have fun with that rock coming out of your cock

Ouch.

ugh.

It sucks to be me right now.

Damn, man. Hope it's a small one. I'm fearful of kidney stones.

At least they gave you some sweet painkillers.

Thanks for the support/sympath, bros. I read online that lemon juice and cranberry juice can help dissolve kidney stones. This could be complete bullshit, but I picked up some today. I already really like cranberry juice so that was no biggie. I took a swig of lemon juice... ah... Stuff sucks. I'm going to need a chaser.

Dietary factors that increase the risk of stone formation include low fluid intake, and high dietary intake of animal protein, sodium, refined sugars, oxalate, grapefruit juice, apple juice, and cola drinks.[5]

That's it, I'm giving up grapefruit juice

kidney stone? weak.

coworker of mine gets them periodically (like, five times a year or something stupidly crazy like that) and is usually hospitalized for 1-3 days everytime if they get infected. I didn't know a kidney stone could get infected, I thought you just had one and that already sucked by itself, but apparently it's worse when they get infected. When he just gets them they're like just a pain and a small non-invasive procedure takes care of 'em, but when they're infected he can't do anything for a few days and is in tons of pain and discomfort.

ah shit loxx, that's no good. Hope it passes easily.

That's my worst fear too, Loxx. Let us know how bad it really is.

On a side note: I'm seeing Vreid and Kampfar tonight, and today I found out I'm gonna need a root canal. I got my tooth filled for the time being, but they will need to do the canal when I'm back for winter break. I head back to college on Friday. My girlfriend is already there for band camp. I'm psyched to finally be at school with her.

Oh and my mouth is really fucking numb right now.

College has band camp?

LOL band camp.

People in the Marching 110 are seriously the biggest faggots on campus.

What makes you say that?

Because "band" as a class is fucking lame and the only point of band existing even in high school is to get the basics and practice. If you do it for four years in high school and then don't have the skill or more importantly desire to become your own artist and form a band of your own instead of doing marching band renditions of "We're Not Gonna Take It" then you need to just give the fuck up.

That plus marching band is probably the lamest fucking thing ever. I've never seen a group with such a false sense of superiority.

yea band camp is fucking gay especially this one

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Every time I take a piss my head fucks with me. It feels like my dick is burning even though it's not. I'm just so fucking scared of that thing coming out, lol.

Ancient Rune wrote:

yea band camp is fucking gay especially this one

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oh god wow that was pretty good lol.

Loxx O))) wrote:

Every time I take a piss my head fucks with me. It feels like my dick is burning even though it's not. I'm just so fucking scared of that thing coming out, lol.

Sounds like it would make a good horror movie.

Yeah, it's like those little insect robot things from The Matrix are gonna pop out of my dick.

It actually hurts more in the kidney more than coming out your dick