the things my clients do

X-pert74 wrote:

Who are you, khemchee?

There's only a huge thread about it...

Quwert doesn't lurk that often.

Hollow_Viscus wrote:

X-pert74 wrote:

Who are you, khemchee?

There's only a huge thread about it...

i had the wost night of my life at work last night. friday night, saturday and, sunday morning i work at whats called the johnson house. its a two story house with 4 male clients, two upstairs and two down. i was scheduled to work upstairs.. no big deal, the worst thing that happens up there is that youre fallowed by one of the clients thats talking and yelling at himself, N.J. around 8 i have to come downstairs to do meds for a client. N.J fallowed me downstairs and when i was ready to back up i said, 'come on mr.' he then started to tell me that he was not a mr. so i asked, 'if your not a mr. then what should i call you? miss? mrs?' he laughed and said, 'no, but your mrs. jones.' (his last name) i tell him no. and he continues on and on about how thats my name. i keep telling him no and soon the subject is dropped. when 9 rolls around he decides its time for bed, and he tells me to come with him. i go with him so i can turn out the lights and close his door. as hes getting in bed he says something to me, im not paying attention really, and them i hear him call me baby... i say no and close the door. now earlier when i was downstairs my coworker was telling me about how the client i just did meds for didnt want to take a bath and that she would need my help when the time came. i was fine with this. at about 9:30 i hear call me to come help her. so i finsih up a few things and go downstairs... as i start walking down, theres this terrible smell. before i go to the room i grab gloves, and its a good thing because hes COVERED in shit. hes an anal digger and cleaning shit off of him is not uncommon but ive never seen him like this. we try to pick him up to go put him in the bath and he sits down. so now theres not only shit on him and the sofa, its all over the floor. after about 10-15mins we decide to call our on call manager. shes not in town so she calls someone else who then calls a girl from next door. as soon as she walks in shes gaging and saying it smells so bad. by this time i cant even go into the room without almost throwing up. we all try to pick him up but its still a no go. so w call one of our managers again and finally someone comes to help us. it was so gross he wouldnt let us clean him and he just kept smearing shit everywhere on himself and his sofa.. ive never smelled anything as bad as he did.

if i didnt need money or have plans i would have quit after last night. it was terrible.

I remember when I quit my crime scene cleaner job. There weren't any real "that's the last straw" type events to speak of really, since every day was just always awful. I pretty much figured out that there was no way I could continue on with the job and stay sane, so I basically just devised a plan to have the right amount of money saved before just abruptly quitting.

Well as soon as zachary moves in with me and either gets a good job or i have a bit of money saved, i will quit.

So Lox is your sugar daddy and you're only with him for the money?

haha.. no its more like hes only with me for my money. what i was meaning is that when he has a job where if it took me a month or two to get another job and we would still be fine, then ill quit. i dont want him to be the only one working. even if he gets a job where there is no need for me to have a job, i would still want one.

Just popping in now. Wow your job sounds awful. I'm sorry.......

Oh it is. i only wanted to work here so i could help people. but god, i HATE my job. not only do i not get paid enough to deal with stuff like that but the management here sucks ass, majorly.

On a totally random note, how did you and Loxx meet?

None of your monkey ass business.

So the internet, huh?

Yeah, sure.

She doesn't know she's supposed to treat respond like shit.

She hated the guy when I would just tell her about stuff that happened here.

khemchee, that sounds like shit.

thats exactly what it is.

Loxx O))) wrote:

She hated the guy when I would just tell her about stuff that happened here.

What stuff did you tell her about?

You. And the things you post.

She claims she doesn't remember any of it. And she said she thinks you're an alright guy. She'll learn. Hopefully.

3 of my friends do that care aid shit, I don't know how they do it.

I had been planning on trying to get a job there over the summer... but after the stories she told me I decided fuck that idea.

nor do i.. half the time i feel like im on the verge of killing people.