the things my clients do

khemchee wrote:

i had the wost night of my life at work last night. friday night, saturday and, sunday morning i work at whats called the johnson house. its a two story house with 4 male clients, two upstairs and two down. i was scheduled to work upstairs.. no big deal, the worst thing that happens up there is that youre fallowed by one of the clients thats talking and yelling at himself, N.J. around 8 i have to come downstairs to do meds for a client. N.J fallowed me downstairs and when i was ready to back up i said, 'come on mr.' he then started to tell me that he was not a mr. so i asked, 'if your not a mr. then what should i call you? miss? mrs?' he laughed and said, 'no, but your mrs. jones.' (his last name) i tell him no. and he continues on and on about how thats my name. i keep telling him no and soon the subject is dropped. when 9 rolls around he decides its time for bed, and he tells me to come with him. i go with him so i can turn out the lights and close his door. as hes getting in bed he says something to me, im not paying attention really, and them i hear him call me baby... i say no and close the door. now earlier when i was downstairs my coworker was telling me about how the client i just did meds for didnt want to take a bath and that she would need my help when the time came. i was fine with this. at about 9:30 i hear call me to come help her. so i finsih up a few things and go downstairs... as i start walking down, theres this terrible smell. before i go to the room i grab gloves, and its a good thing because hes COVERED in shit. hes an anal digger and cleaning shit off of him is not uncommon but ive never seen him like this. we try to pick him up to go put him in the bath and he sits down. so now theres not only shit on him and the sofa, its all over the floor. after about 10-15mins we decide to call our on call manager. shes not in town so she calls someone else who then calls a girl from next door. as soon as she walks in shes gaging and saying it smells so bad. by this time i cant even go into the room without almost throwing up. we all try to pick him up but its still a no go. so w call one of our managers again and finally someone comes to help us. it was so gross he wouldnt let us clean him and he just kept smearing shit everywhere on himself and his sofa.. ive never smelled anything as bad as he did.

Jesus Christ. Isn't there like a Barnes and Noble you can work at?

They really like it, so I have no idea. Mind you I don't think they've ever had to deal with that.

The town where she lives doesn't have shit. There is one grocery store. Like one gas station. A library. All the stores there are basically owned and run by people who live there. No actual businesses.

Well then start turning tricks in the grocery store parking lot. You'll get less (probably) shit on you

Loxx O))) wrote:

All the stores there are basically owned and run by people who live there. No actual businesses.

lol wut

No companies. Family owned businesses. You're just being a picky fag. You knew what I meant.

Of course. You're right on both of those last two points. :o

I bet ab is an anal digger

theres more than one gas station.. god. haha
i so very much wish i had a different job. but at the sametime i make more money here then i would anywhere else.. if i didnt need to save a good amoumt of money i would be working at tacotime or something. right now that seems like a dream job.

I think that one pump that's just sitting there with no station or anything doesn't count as a gas station.

And you know Ab is, Chad.

no theres at least three.. two right next to each other and one past zipps

Uh huh.

So ive been at work for an hour now and all i keep hearing is this constent screaming.. it hasnt stoped and its driving me crazy. its way to early for this and i did not bring enough coffee with me. i think i might take my clients adventuring just so i wont have to here him scream anymore.

anal adventuring?

Haha you would like that. but no. i was meaning outside, to one of the other houses, or to the park.

im so happy im not working here after the 20th.. on monday night a new client that we just got maybe two weeks ago decided she was going to hit me when i asked if she needed help filling up a water bottle and later when one of my other clients was crying and asked for a hug. shes soo annoying. she not only hits but will bite you, steal things, throw things, threaten you.. and a few other things. she is 60. i cant understand a word she says and she has mood behaviors. she screams at me nonstop and slams he walker into the ground and stomps at me.. ugh. so happy im not working at that house. monday was my last night working at the womans house..

post vids.

no! never!

Pretty sure he meant of your clients, not you.

anything.

Of you naked and your clients naked at the same time.

You don't want to see any of them naked. Maybe her... but not the clients.

soooo n.j. told me he wanted to make me his girlfriend... and then said uh oh zacharys going to beat me up.. it makes me happy that im not working here much longer. earlier when he was taking his shower he was tring quite hard to get me to go in there with him.. then he opened the door nanked and said something to me. i just told him to shut the door and get dressed. i understand that hes a 26 year old virgin, but hes not going to get lucky with me.

Why not? That's how Loxx bagged you.